What's better than hanging out with bums & hipsters in the LES

...Hanging out UNDER bums and hipsters in the LES!

Hipsters above the Low-Line are contemplating opening an American Apparel Underground

Few facts: 

• An architect, a money manager and an executive (not the beginning of white-collar joke) created the master plan calling it the "Delancey Underground"; however writers and bloggers are dubbing it the "Low-Line"
• Fiber Optic cables are being used to simulate natural sunlight. "Come on guys, It's just like being outside!"
• MTA will not contribute funds to the project, because DUH I mean, HELLO they are bankrupt, or so they say!
• Community Board 3 will give the trio of innovators a piece of their mind. Community board 3 is defined by 14th street, the Bowery, the East River and the Brooklyn Bridge! 

Crusty's are staying above; they rather pollute Tompkin's Square Park- where they rule over the real bums!